Not the onion

I am still trying to process the 4 seasons landscaping lark. I mean, was the entire legal team (glory) holed up at the jack shack next door with some Eastern European kinder porn, and it was the easiest way to Mic them up? You gotta admit that most of these chuckleheads can make a convincing audition for the role of mr groper In the x rated remake of 3/s company. Was borat the intern that Jared tasked with the job of the 4 seasons hotel? I mean I am aware of a tour manager that took the band to Newark, rather than the venue on Newark avenue in jersey city . Stuff happens, but this is a little too much for even the onion. Is it arrogance or stupidity? Can we get a downfall redo of Rudy in the jackshack when he figures out he’s got no tokens left and he has to go fight the bad fight on National television in a parking lot in industrial Philadelphia in the blaring sun FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO WATCH? In a lifetime of “not the onion” shares, this is perhaps the most quare of them all. That poor intern bundled up in the back of an suv and sent to The senator from South Carolina’s belt way motel room to play a rather convincing game of “fish and short eyes” with nary a toothbrush in sight. What a world.