power couple

He was a ukulele virtuoso and artisanal beard curator cultivated from an offshore sperm bank, she was a paper thin yogini from the bad part of Beverly Hills with a flair for home made kombucha and supervised ayahuasca journeys. Together they were the 2nd most annoying couple in the world.

time capsule march 13, 2018

Remember when a scrawled napkin on a youth hostel message board could organize a monumental hang 2time zones away? And Here we are 25 Years later and ya can't organize a piss up in a brewery across the street with 17 different forms of communication

what i miss most about touring is not being asked what i miss most about touring.

snowy rumination

I tell ya, if I never see the phrase "pop up" again(unless referring to toast, an erection, wackamole, prairie dogs, or the tent on top of an old vw) it is too bloody soon

fuck rush

first time I was driving across country to collect a band, we had just been pulled over in a blizzard for doing 95 mph in western Wyoming , which was basically the speed gun on the snow squall, there were hundreds of cars and trucks off the road. The cop spot fined us $115 dollars with $15 off for wearing seatbelts. The driver wanted to protest until I reminded him what else was in the van besides Backline. We swapped seats at the massive truck stop that I can’t remember west of Laramie. I’d never driven in snow before, and was white knuckling whilst chain smoking and trying to find good weather news. Instead it was rush Limbaugh spewing his bile. Every time I punched the channel button it landed on his show. Around that time I spun off the road and miraculously stayed upright, but then took about 6 hours to get 100 miles pissing myself in the icy road . At the next truckstop, my van mate locked the keys in the van and we waited another 4 hours for triple aaa to open the van. Fuck rush

soothing words

Just remember that many of these people will be going to prison in the near future. In the meantime pray that they cannibalize each other for the last slice of papa johns.

time capsule feb 3 2017

Can someone let taliban konway know that that hey are called "putting greens" and "bowling alleys"? Unless of course the elephants in the shite house are developing new sport, but ya know, the small hands and bowling , not great combo.