coup pervs town

Who cares who resigns. They will be replaced by more loyal zealots. That’s the real story to focus on any resignations. And all of them will walk straight into a book deal or paid punditry or a better job. Failing upwards is what privileged white men do best. Just look at baseball managers and football coaches and 90’s a/r guys. Regardless of their last minute principles, all of em will likely fare better than those of us in live events, the arts, the service industry, retail, first responders , health care workers, and package delivery people. We will continue to wear our masks and fight for scraps and eulogize dead friends and family on social media whilst government goobers slide into 6 figures at the latest lobbyist firm. And if anyone thinks that yesterday’s episode political theater 201 was spontaneous or anomalous, even I recognize half the chuckleheads walking out the tradesmans entrance ,unscathed and unmasked, from proud boy play time past.

 “Remember the al.....nah , fuck it . Come on In . The old lady’s office is upstairs to the right. Just show your Groupon at the stairs. Here’s some sweatshirts. See ya in two weeks”

 I’ve put up more fight at last call than the Capitol police did against the coup cucks clan.

 Those capitol cops outside rolled over more obediently than the corgis at the Westminster dog show. My guess is a fair few got their stimulus checks in a timely fashion.

 I remember lighting up a camel at the Vietnam memorial on an 18 degree morning many years ago and the local constabulary were all over me like I was a pregnant woman at a March for free education