excerpt from interview

Q- what/s the most difficult part of the touring and events industry going tits up in march 2020? Answer-financial ruin , lack of air miles, and the lack of togetherness Q- What/s the best part of the touring and events industry going tits up in march of 2020? Answer- welp, it/s been nearly 9 months of a self important roadie free life. All of the delusions of grandeur can kick back on social media with the rest of the race baiting , follower following, syntax mangling, flag waving wankers and go right out the window with the last vestiges of original thought. 9 months of not being lost in a submarine or turtling on the turnpike or a methville walmart parking lot. 9 months of no walmart. 9 months of no banding so close to me. 9 months of no cold cuts, star bucks or baby carrots. 9 months of no throwing garbage in the recycling or or recycling in the garbage. 9 months free of tsa officers audtions for jobs in correctional institutions from airport security platforms. 9 months of no one else’s ass except for the gluten free Czech or Slovakian escort that doesn’t quite understand the concept of donuts. Dang, this all sounds like paradise. Q- um , okay, anything else to add? Answer- sure , you got 20 bucks, life ain’t free.