don/t let the door hit ya

can we get a what what for the who cares about the sign in the window that says ‘closed’. Another 6 month young institution gone down the shitter to the great dismay to 5 people on social media. One more blip in a trustafarian radar on the route to financial insecurity. “sorry, but after 6 months of purloined PPP loans, hyphenate’s beardo bistro and museum of bad decisions will be closing to take our talents to southhampton- our Edison bulbs and repurposed saw horses will be curbed tomorrow on the way out the door. We will miss the lengthy relationship that we have fostered with our regulars since moving to the neighborhood 9 months ago. Yrs truly, hyphenate-trustafari. P.s., our gofightme page is live if you want to pay to destroy the inside of the establishment after we/ve taken our valuables out. Who cares if there is anything left, the landlord only gave us 9 free months rent’